Sorry

I've been so busy. I has to werk on chewing things up during the daytime and it really keeps me busy.

I quit sleeping in that lady's bed. I sleep under her bed. It is cozy. I heard that lady say I was going to get too big but she don't know anything.

I've been walking a lot with my best friend Hailey. My cousin Daisy came to spend the night last night and we had a sleep over. We had lots of bite face time.

CACK!

Momma,
My collar is too tight. I have outgrowed my baby one. You are going to have to cut it off of me with scissors. Didn't you know I was growing?

Bev

I Did Something Fun Today

That big little momma asked me to come to school for show and tell.

I sometimes forget that I'm not a cocker spaniel, and I tinkle when people greet me. I can't help it. I'm so excited!

There were so many kids there, they loved me! I tried to give all of them puppy kisses and love bites. That big little momma was so proud to have me there. I think she loves me.

That lady promises me we are getting up early to go for a walk tomorrow. Gosh, I hope she's not pulling my lankly leg.

Stinky Place

That lady put me in the back of the car this morning. I thought we were going somewhere good like that other lady's house or the place with all of the good smells that takes a long time to get there.

But no.

That lady drove me straight through town and took me into the stinkiest place I had ever been in my life. As soon as the door opened, I smelled it and I knew I didn't want to go in. I even put the breaks on, but that lady forced me inside.

I had to get on this thing and this other lady said I weighed 33.3 pounds. Then, they put me in a room and an old man came in and gave me some treats. Then he poked me two times with something sharp.

I don't know what that was all about but I'm glad that's over with.

Yay, It's Free Night!

I'm running around, jumping on the couch, jumping off the couch, barking at the cats, barking at Hailey, barking at the cats some more, jumping on the couch, jumping off of the couch, running around, barking at the girls, barking at that lady, running, biting at the air, jumping on the couch, jumping off the couch.

You should try it.

Bite Face

Hey, do you play this game?

It's called "Bite Face" and it is the best. I used to play it with my brothers and sisters. Thank Dog that Hailey and Daisy play it too.

In case you are new, bite face is where you and your best goggie friends bite faces. There is the gnashing of teeth, sneezing, growling, barking, and biting.

I Am Pretty

So I can pee anywhere I want, right?